He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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