my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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