CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
