you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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