If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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