I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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