how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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