I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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