just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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