Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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