How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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