it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
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just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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