like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I love you. Go after that dick
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