I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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