that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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