but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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