you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
