it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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