Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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