Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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