so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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