belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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