Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Found the puke drawer
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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