Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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