i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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