I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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