i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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