Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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