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• (928): View more from Arizona

  She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.

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• (315): View more from New York

  A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.

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• (650): View more from California

  Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter

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• (214): View more from Texas

  How does one acquire holy water?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex

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