Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?