I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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