yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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