He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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