You're so nebulous sometimes
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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