then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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