I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We got so high we made milksteak
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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