guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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