Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Randomize
