drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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