I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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