Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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