Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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