haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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