That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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