alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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