sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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