Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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