i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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