ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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