so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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