if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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