I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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