I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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