Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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