Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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