Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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